Testimonials

Some people have a lot to say about CLAWstin. Others are too shocked to speak.

“I may have the facial hair of a Confederate soldier and pretend to like undrinkable beer, but these women frighten and confuse me.”

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Craft Brew Dude

“Women arm wrestling for charity? That totally aligns my chakras!”

Namaste Girl

“I don’t remember seeing anything like this at the Armadillo.
But I don’t remember a lot of things.”

Old Hippie Guy

“The last match was so crazy I set my curly moustache
on fire and stole a pedicab.”

A Hipster

“Oh, my.  We had no idea.  We thought CLAWstin was a raptor demonstration. We don’t think we’ll move here after all.”

Startled Tourist Family

CLAWstin emcee

“One match got so out of control,  I had to call the cops on these crazy chicks. But when the officer showed up, he demanded a ringside seat and tried to bribe the ref.”

Our CLAWstin emcee

Texas Legislator

“CLAWstin is a danger to the sanctity of marriage and an affront to human decency. (I’ll stop by later, ladies.)”

Well-respected Texas Legislator