Celester Stallone

No one knows where she came from. They say she strolled into town a few years back wearing high heels and a big ass belt, carrying nothing but a pair of gloves and a long list of names. She strikes fear in the hearts of grown men, and rumor has it she once stole a tiara off a three year old for looking at her funny. Precious few have gotten close to her…and it’s a mystery how they did, so I wouldn’t go messing with none of her posse neither. Bottom line: Celester Stallone may be short, but she definitely ain’t sweet.