Just as Cleopatra was the reincarnation of the goddess Isis, CleoPAINtra is the reincarnation of that great Egyptian Queen of the Nile. While walking in the village of Lockhart in search of delicious BBQ, CleoPAINtra felt the sudden sting of a rattlesnake. The vile serpent’s venom did not kill her, however. It made her stronger, bestowing upon her the biceps of 10 gladiators and some striking blue eye shadow. She’s here to kick asp and walk like an Egyptian all over her enemies. Behold the glory that is CleoPAINtra —and despair.