Gina Tonic

Gina Tonic started life filled with the Holy Spirit. But with her first sip of communion wine, she knew her destiny lay with a trinity of other spirits: Gin, Whiskey, and Jaeger Jell-o shots. So Gina traded her knee socks and Mary Janes for fishnets and combat boots. Now pleats of sin and plaids of perfidy adorn her Catholic schoolgirl skirts. Gina got arrested for trespassing against others and the Quickie-Mart on a before-school beer run. With her motto — “Get behind me, Satan, and push” — our Lady of Perpetual Ass-Kicking is here to make everyone confess: she is the best.

 

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