Pain Fonda

Following a bad steroid injection several years ago, Jane Fonda found herself with an irreversible case of roid rage, and an unruly chest and facial hair problem. No longer suitable for the glamorous world of workout videocassette production, Jane fled the public eye and secluded herself underground. Unable to get herself out of “the zone,” she went years without sleep, pumping iron around the clock and enhancing her brute strength with daily shots of Chuck Norris’ semen. Now, nearly 20 years since the release of her last VHS, she returns to the spotlight as “Pain Fonda,” ready to break arms and take names.

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