Name: Spread Eagle
Birthplace: Born in the USA
Likes: Freedom, cheeseburgers
Dislikes: Imported beer, France
Distinguishing Characteristics: Awesomeness, Being #1, Feathers
Entourage: Avian Crüe
Bio: While she may be best known for playing keytar in Starship, Spread Eagle once beat the devil in a pie-eating contest. Due to a side effect from cleaning up Three Mile Island, she literally bleeds red, white and blue. Little known fact: Spread Eagle killed bin Laden . . . with her mind.