Name:  Spread Eagle

Birthplace:  Born in the USA

Likes:  Freedom, cheeseburgers

Dislikes:  Imported beer, France

Distinguishing Characteristics:  Awesomeness, Being #1, Feathers

Entourage:  Avian Crüe

Bio:  While she may be best known for playing keytar in Starship, Spread Eagle once beat the devil in a pie-eating contest. Due to a side effect from cleaning up Three Mile Island, she literally bleeds red, white and blue. Little known fact: Spread Eagle killed bin Laden . . . with her mind.